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Tigers Press Conference: What BBJ Thinks!

The State of the Tiger address has concluded at approximately 10:17 am US Central. It lasted about 15 minutes and 4-5 pages of read material for Mr. Woods.

10:01 am
Tiger walks out to the podium, gathers himself, and looks directly into the camera.

10:02 am
I noticed the Clear Eye eyedrops he placed in his eyes to appear ashamed, embarassed and contrite about the entire cheating scandal.

10:08 am
After explaining what most of us expected him to do, show apathy and proclaim that he is in fact apologetic that he let his friends, family, and friends down, he explains that his wife Elin Woods never hit him the night of the accident nor did they ever have an occurence of domestic violence throughout their marriage.

“Really Tiger?!! What the hell was she doing with your clubs beating out the back window? ”

10:15 am
Tiger concludes his prepared PR statement and hugs his mom, 3 male friends, and some other lady before he is seen walking back into the back room rubbing his eyes to gain pity and once again–appear contrite.

In conclusion, money can buy you good Public Relations (PR). Tiger Woods has the best PR. Kobe lucked out when he messed around. Kobe held a press conference, slumped over as if he just finished playing in the NBA Finals. Kobe sat – Tiger stood up. Kobe cheated with an average looking girl — Tiger made men say, “I can’t blame him!”
Kobe was the crybaby who broke up the Lakers dynasty before his scandal — Tiger was the highest grossing athlete of all time and a trailblazer in his sport. Kobe took 6 years to win another championship following his scandal — Tiger may very do it the 2010 Masters.

Vast difference in pedigree I know, but damn Kobe! Why u have to rat on Shaq???

Bobby Bowden Loses 12 wins for Violations

Florida State head coach Bobby Bowden loses to proposed 12 wins for academic violations by players on the Seminole football team leaving him with a still astounding 377. After a forced retirement Bowden was already 2nd all time in Division I wins but this is just another setback after his final squad went 7-6 for the 2009 season. Long known coach-in-waiting Bobby Fisher has the helms now with fans and boosters hoping for a resurgence to the glory days they once had just a decade ago.

Colts Prepare without Freeney

The AP’s Ted Shaffrey reports from Fort Lauderdale, Florida, on the Colts who are getting ready for Super Bowl XLIV. But the Colts are preparing to play without All-Pro defensive end Dwight Freeney, who’s hobbled with an injured ankle. (Feb. 1)

N.O. Saints Admit To Challenge

Saints head coach Sean Payton, quarterback Drew Brees and running back Reggie Bush met the media Monday. All three heaped praise on their Super Bowl opponents, the Indianapolis Colts. (Feb. 1)

Ray Lewis vs. Door with 3 Locks

Ray-Ray vs. titanium = Ray Lewis is you asked me. Greatest defensive player of all time. If you disagree look at his work-outs, watch him play the game and his intensity. His love and knowledge for the game is quite possibly greater than anyone else’s in his same position.

Sorry Sport Science, just like with Drew Brees, The NFL wins again.

Sport Science: Shaun White

ESPN Sport Science goes inside the mind of Winter X Games gold medalist Shaun White and his double cork move.